Monday, November 7, 2011

Dear Utah

Dear Utah, and the people therein.  These are some things y'all should know:

1) Utah is no more holy than the rest of the world, and the people in Utah are no less immoral than people in other states and countries.

2) Life outside of Utah is not scary and dark and ugly.  It's really quite nice, and people outside of Utah also tend to be really nice.

3) Jesus Christ is not a Republican.

Okay, that is all.


  1. 4)Turn signal ≠ Invitation to speed up and block me from changing lanes.

    5)"A man filled with the love of God, is not content with blessing his family alone, but ranges through the whole world, anxious to bless the whole human race." (Joseph Smith)

    6)Nice mountains.